Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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