she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
