I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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