He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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