OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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