he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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