is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
