I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So vagazzling was a success
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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