this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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