Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Never underestimate the power of titties
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