She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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