eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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