It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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