Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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