are you so shy because you have an std?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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