FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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