Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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