i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
