i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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