Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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