oh god the rape fog is back!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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