I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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