I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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