girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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