I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
as a side note pls kill me
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