She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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