used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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