Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
