People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I stole a fireplace last night.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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