Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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