Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So. Much. Porn.
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