went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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