Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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