You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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