I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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