So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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