so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I supernannyed him into submission
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
