You work out of a Hotel?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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