i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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