The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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