like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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