Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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