physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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