i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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