i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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