We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I AM VODKA MAN
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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