talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Four minutes until I can fart!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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