I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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