I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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