Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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