she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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