Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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